thelovewashere:

When my friend Summer is said she hates One Direction but only loves Zayn because he is hot and has a good voice and the other’s can go suck each-other’s balls.

Me:

BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAVE(:

Summer: wait, so you don’t like them anymore?

Me: No, I love them and their decisions…As long as i’m included.

Summer: Haha yeah, cuz you’ve been included.

Me: Oh yeah! Up All Night-it was based on our lives.

Summer: What do you mean.

Me: I broke the table with Zayn >;)

Summer: Haha yeah right!

*a wild Zayn appears* 

Zayn: It’s true.

Summer: What else have you done? *challenges*

Me: *challenge accepted* Listen to the songs, it’s all true. 

Summer: You’ve broken all their hearts? How? 

Me: Dated their best friends…

Summer: So, you “want” everything?

Me: No, that song is about you(;

*the rest of 1D show up*

Niall: Yeh, sorry Summah. It’s true.

Liam: Well, I don’t date her. She’s my sister.

Harry: I DO.

Louis: ME TOO.

Zayn: Aaannd me.

Niall: Yeeahhh buddy. She’s mine.

Liam: In all the song’s the lyrics are basically them fighting over her.

Summer: So, that makes you a whore and a slut.

Me: HAHA THANK YOU! 

*a wild unicorn appears* 

Summer: wait, so who are you dating now?

Me: That’s for me to know. And them.

Summer: What’s with the unicorn?

Liam: So we can do this.

Me and all of 1D:*fly off on the unicorn into the sunset*

Yup….thats how it happened.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS.